Spunkeater

Another less than perfect meet on Friday evening. I was on another contact site - I won't dignify it by naming it - and this guy IMs me. He's 38, married but Bi and liked my contact advert and photos (a man with decent taste thinks I!). We chatted for a while and as I was feeling very horny and quite thirsty too I invited him over despite not seeing a photo on his profile. BIG mistake! He claimed to have a large dick - but he was smaller than I am and I am just about average, he was older and fatter than he claimed too. Now I don't have a problem with large guys, in fact I think a sexy old bear of a man can be great fun to have in the house for a session but this guy had mislead me and that pissed me off! He was supposed to be coming over for a quick, no-strings blow job but once he arrived he started talking about wanting to be screwed and he even made mention of womens undies! Now, I am broadminded but I like my men to be all man and the idea of a bloke standing before me in womens undies does absolutely nothing for me, in fact my dick couldn't have been limper. I thought I'd just suck him off and get rid of him and have a wank afterwards but then he starts fretting about whether the fact that I smoke and it might cling to his clothes might make his wife suspicious so I told him it was probably best he left and found  non-smoker prepared to sort him out. He starts to suggest that maybe it would be okay if I opened the window and sprayed some air freshener around because, "I'd really like you to suck me off and rim me too". I told him to fuck off out of it... the cheeky bugger!!!