Spunkeater

Another less than perfect meet on Friday evening. I was on another contact site - I won't dignify it by naming it - and this guy IMs me. He's 38, married but Bi and liked my contact advert and photos (a man with decent taste thinks I!). We chatted for a while and as I was feeling very horny and quite thirsty too I invited him over despite not seeing a photo on his profile. BIG mistake! He claimed to have a large dick - but he was smaller than I am and I am just about average, he was older and fatter than he claimed too. Now I don't have a problem with large guys, in fact I think a sexy old bear of a man can be great fun to have in the house for a session but this guy had mislead me and that pissed me off! He was supposed to be coming over for a quick, no-strings blow job but once he arrived he started talking about wanting to be screwed and he even made mention of womens undies! Now, I am broadminded but I like my men to be all man and the idea of a bloke standing before me in womens undies does absolutely nothing for me, in fact my dick couldn't have been limper. I thought I'd just suck him off and get rid of him and have a wank afterwards but then he starts fretting about whether the fact that I smoke and it might cling to his clothes might make his wife suspicious so I told him it was probably best he left and found  non-smoker prepared to sort him out. He starts to suggest that maybe it would be okay if I opened the window and sprayed some air freshener around because, "I'd really like you to suck me off and rim me too". I told him to fuck off out of it... the cheeky bugger!!!

I was mucking about on Swinging Heaven last night and sent  few messages to people online and got chatting to this one guy who sounded very hot. He lives in Wales but works in the West Midlands and so I arranged for him to come over during his lunch hour today.

Some guys lie on their profiles, some guys exaggerate dimensions others downplay dimensions; I think we've all had the experience of opening the door expecting a Prince/Princess Charming only to see an Ugly Sister or, heaven forfend, a troll leering expectantly up at us. Well I have anyway and pretty it is not! This guy seemed to be playing the game the other way - he had underplayed his attractiveness. He looked younger than his profile pic suggested and he was in much better shape than I thought too.

He was a bit nervous as he's not done very much man on man stuff before and he wasn't sure how far he wanted to go. I put him at his ease reminding him that if he just wanted to stand there with his cock out then that'd be okay - he didn't even need to be naked and he certainly didn't need to be naked or see me naked. I think that made him happier. We started off just watching a film to get him in the mood and I massaged his cock through his trousers - I love a bloke in a suit! I asked him if he wanted me to take it out for him, he said yes, I unzipped him and took his dick out, it was a nice length and had a really decent thickness too it with a thick vein going up the shaft. I licked the tip of his cock and could feel him shiver - I suggested he take his trousers of so I could play with him properly and a moment or two after he was laying on the bid while I licked his large balls and played with and licked his cock. I set up a steady rhythm with my mouth on his cock and he asked me if he could play with my dick while I carried on sucking him. I got mine out and shortly afterwards he blew a big thick load of cum at the back of my throat that had me swallowing and swallowing again and again! I thought that was it but he said he'd really like to see me cum and could he also try sucking my cock as it was something he'd wanted to try before but never had the courage to ask someone. 

So soon enough the tables were turned on me and I was the one laying on the bed while I got my cock sucked. Not the best blow job I've ever had but considering the inexperience of the guy I was impressed by his enthusiasm. He said somewhat apologetically that he didn't want me to shoot in his mouth and could I wank myself while he watched. To be honest I wouldn't have cum had he carried on sucking - it was very nice, don't get me wrong - it just wasn't quite hitting me in the right spot if you know what I mean! Anyway I lay there and wanked myself off with this very handsome guy stroking my chest and squeezing my balls, I came quite heavily onto my belly and once I had cleared myself up I saw him off reminding him he was welcome to visit me again. Sometimes I think I should charge for this service, I really do! But then I've always tried to keep business apart from pleasure!!! :-)  

One of my regulars came over yesterday. He has been here a few times now and he knows what he likes; he comes in, straight upstairs and undoes his pants and takes his cock out, I kneel before him and suck his delicious cock and lick his balls then he fills my mouth with his cum, when he cums he goes! However yesterday with my mouth full of knob he says something I say "what?" he says "lick my arse" ... okay! You don't need to ask me twice, well not normally anyway! I have wanted to get my tongue between his tight cheeks since I first followed him up the stairs! I rimmed his arse and it was heaven, I thought that would be the end of the suprises but then he decided he wanted me to fuck him!!! Bloody hell I thought - that's a real suprise. Sadly I couldn't find condoms quickly so maybe we'll do that next time. I still got my mouthful of spunk which is what I wanted all along. Funny though... you think you know what people want then they go and turn the tables.

Just had to share this with you before I go to bed! I was on my way home from a drink in town with some straight mates tonight and I started making eye contact with this 'chavvy' guy in his early twenties I would say. I very casually touched my crotch once or twice and watch his eyes follow my hand - he did the same in return and then smiled ever so slightly before nodding slightly as he stood up and made his way to the front of the bus to get off. Although it was quite a few stops before mine I decided it might turn out to be worth the wait for another bus or a taxi home so I got off after him. He asked me if I wanted to go back to his place "for a bit". I love Chavs in their trackie bottoms and their habit of walking around with their hands down their trousers so I said yeah, for sure!!

We got back to his house on a nearby estate - the house was a bit smelly but as I hoped to have my face buried in his crotch and his ass soon enough I didn't mind. I massaged his cock through his trousers and pulled it out - a nice sized uncut cock with a lot of pre-cum already seeping out. I lapped it up and started to suck down on his cock, taking the length of it in my mouth and at the same time fingering his arse, he was getting really into it and my cock was bursting to get out for some air when their was the sudden sound of a key in the lock, "fuck! my girlfriends back - quick out the back!" I'd like to say that my first thought was that I'd rather have him in the back of me, but of course I didn't. I followed him as quick as I could and seconds later I was standing in the side entry of the house, freezing cold with my cock very swiftly losing it's hard on. lol!!! I gave it a minute then headed back to the main road and started walking home.

Funny to relate it now but it was pretty scary at the time and of course very very frustrating!

I think I'd better sign into S.H. and see if there is anyone who fancies coming over here right now, there's no risk of us being disturbed here.

I got an invitation to attend a mates mini-orgy last night and it was great! There were four guys when I arrived and three more cam shortly after. We stripped and watched some films and had a drink or two, the atmosphere was relaxed and yet really hot! I started off sucking off this huge black guy, he had a really big dick and nice heavy balls, he shot a load quite quickly and it was a nice big creamy load. After that he played with my dick while I sucked and rimmed another guy I fucked him in the end - nice tight arse. I wanted to try getting fucked by the black guy but his cock was just to big for me to handle!! I sucked him off again and this time he took his time to cum. I got to suck almost everyones dicks at some point and left about three hours later with a stocky skinhead guy for more action at mine. Bloody horny night all in all and I will certainly be going back again.

I don't know about you but the more sex I get the more I want and I am sitting here typing this up and with a hard on wanting to track another bit of cock - sorry but I am just a greedy guy! lol!